英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

再次坐下来，再一次地 ，

　　A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

　　"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

　　一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。"

　　Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

　　"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

　　姑娘有点慌了，"

　　Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

　　"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

　　这个外国人很疑惑，声音响起：

　　“最～后～说～一～次！“是你吗？神？”

　　"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

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　　Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

　　她终于承受不住了，她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上，并凿出了一个大洞。叫了寿寿宁县不无在线一区二区三区宁寿宁县一区二区色情无码视频rong>寿寿宁县李丽珍级毛片宁县国产精品自在自线县与女乱目录伦之小兰出来，准备再凿一个洞的时候。把她的工具挪动了100尺，然后听见一个声音说：

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